%% INCLUDE link href = "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn" title = "Randal L. Schwartz' Home Page" %% Elite Perl Hacker (but not what the media calls a hacker, as Randal might point out) who, amongst other worthy activities of note, has been unjustly subject to a criminal conviction instigated by a bunch of suits at Intel. These are the kind of people who wouldn't recognise a clue if one was handed to them on a plate with a large sign marked "THIS IS A CLUE". Unfortunately for Randal, these are also the people with stacks of money and more overpaid lawyers than you can shake a shitty stick at.
%% INCLUDE link href = "http://www.worldwidemart.com/scripts" title = "Matt's Script Archive" %% A useful repository of free Perl CGI scripts from Matt Wright.