Date:	Tue, 30 May 1995 22:22:39 -1000
From:	fyi@Rt66.com (Travis John Parkin)
Message-Id: <3qh90f$mut@mack.rt66.com>
Organization: Engineering International, Inc.
Subject: KITE JOKE (Slightly sexual, but cute)

Ben Franklin was attempting to prove the existance of electricity with 
his now-famous kite experiment, but his kite kept crashing to the ground.
His wife, watching from a second-story window, threw back the shutters
and shouted down to the great statesman: "Hey Ben, I think you need a
piece of tail."
To which Ben instantly retorted: "I tried to tell you that last night
and you told me to 'go fly a kite'."


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Date:	Thu, 8 Jun 1995 20:23:30 -1000
From:	foxon@hevanet.com (C. M. Fox)
Message-Id: <foxon-0806952223300001@vi-a7.hevanet.com>
Organization: Hevanet Communications
Subject: Re: KITE JOKE (Slightly sexual, but cute)

In article <3qh90f$mut@mack.rt66.com>, fyi@Rt66.com (Travis John Parkin) wrote:

> Ben Franklin was attempting to prove the existance of electricity with 
> his now-famous kite experiment, but his kite kept crashing to the ground.
> His wife, watching from a second-story window, threw back the shutters
> and shouted down to the great statesman: "Hey Ben, I think you need a
> piece of tail."
> To which Ben instantly retorted: "I tried to tell you that last night
> and you told me to 'go fly a kite'."


More to the point: 

Ben Franklin was attempting to prove the existance of electricity with 
his now-famous kite experiment, but his kite kept crashing to the ground.
His wife, watching from a second-story window, threw back the shutters
and shouted down to the great statesman: 
 "Have you read the directions?"
Which she did for him. And then, and only then did his kite fly.


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Date:	Fri, 9 Jun 1995 03:55:38 -1000
From:	kitejag@aol.com (KITEJAG)
Message-Id: <3r9jsq$rr6@newsbf02.news.aol.com>
Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)
Subject: Re: KITE JOKE (Slightly sexual, but cute)

O.K
John A. Gabby Jr.      

Think kindly thoughts.


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