Subject: Chain mail
From: [email-masked] (Andrew Beattie)
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 1994 20:36:37 -1000

[email-masked] (Mark de Roussier) writes:
>Its tricky to get *good* chain mail these days....:)

Do you find that your lines always get tangled, no matter how neatly to wind
them?

Do your kites always manage to find a tree to get stuck in?

Do you find that it starts to rain every time you try to fly?

The answer to your problems and the key to your dreams is here:

                 THE REC.KITES CHAIN MAIL

Simply copy this mail to 10 of your friends and your lines will never
tangle again!  You will be able to fly in the shade of a tree without
catching your lines in the branches!  Everywhere you go, you will find
a steady 10mph breeze blowing away from the sun, with not a cloud in the
sky.

   When Ron Reich sent the CHAIN MAIL he went straight to the field and invented
   5 new manoevers.

   Since Micheal Graves passed on the CHAIN MAIL, none of his spars have broken

   When Simo passed the CHAIN MAIL to his friends, he was inundated with 
   offers to take up the FAQ.

   The Hadziki brothers joined in and then learned how to fly a Rev from a
   bicycle

But be warned: If you refuse to copy the CHAIN MAIL, all forms of calamity
will befall you:

   Anne Rock turned away the offer only to have someone cut her camera-rig
   out of the sky with manja.

   George Peters threw the CHAIN MAIL away and was attacked by hundreds of
   little lizards

   Peter Ulfheden didn't pass on the CHAIN MAIL and was condemmed to live
   in a cold, barren land

   Eric W Bass refused.  His hand was severed by a piece of kevlar line of
   unknown length.  His hand has been donated to medical science for use
   in a dandy little experiment.

Andrew

PS: Do I really need to point out that this is a JOKE?  Please don't flood
rec.kites with junk mail.
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